Car Of The Fairies!

[kniteracy]

From livejournal_uk:

"I hate auto electrics. They always have me mistified."

Possibly because I'm reading a lot of urban fantasy right now, I immediately imagined how fairies and elves would of course fix their auto electrics: first, as with all Elfin Magic, they'd have to draw down the mists! This poor person keeps forgetting that once you do the mistiful magic on the electrics, you've got to actually clear the mists before anything works properly again. That pesky new wave of sidhe just has to have everything done in one step, right this minute!

(crossposted to grammarpolice)

Comments

[keristor.livejournal.com]

That's what WD40 is for, to clear away the mists and condensation...

[bikergeek.livejournal.com]

I think that explains rather a lot about British car electrics, if you ask me.

/former MG owner, knows all about Joseph Lucas, Prince of Darkness

[rarkrarkrark.livejournal.com]

Dear gods! I think you've just hit upon what's been wrong with my friend's truck all these years!


(And I'm only about half kidding, too :) )

[mokatiki.livejournal.com]

hey try this!
(i got advanced, which seurpriced me)

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=14457200288064322170

p.s. i am a bit drunk, which makes the score better but explains y i can't spell

[telynor.livejournal.com]

Hey, me too! We Are Mighty!

(I like spades, too)